🌸 HEATHER CARE – WTF EDITION 🌸03 October 2025🌸 HEATHER CARE – WTF EDITION 🌸 ☀️ Light Me Up Heather loves the sun – full sun, baby. Stick her somewhere bright and open. Shady corner? Nah, she’ll sulk. 🌱 Soil Snobbery This queen demands acidic, well-drained soil. If it’s chalky or clay-heavy, forget it – she’s not that kind of girl. Think ericaceous compost, not your bog-standard dirt. 💦 Water Wisely Heather likes a drink, but not a flood. Keep the soil damp, not drowning. In summer heatwaves, she’ll get thirsty – don’t ignore her, she’s dramatic. ✂️ Haircut Time After she’s done flowering, give her a trim. Not a buzz cut – just a light snip to keep her neat and bushy. Leave her straggly and she’ll look like she’s had a rough night out. 🌡 Hardy AF The good news? Heather can handle the cold like a northern lass in December with no coat. Frost? She laughs at it. 🌸 Year-Round Sass Depending on the type, she’ll flower in different seasons. Winter, summer, autumn – there’s a Heather for every party. Basically, she’s versatile. 🚫 WTF NOT TO DO Don’t let her roots sit in soggy sludge. Don’t plant her in boring alkaline soil – she’ll give up. Don’t forget her trim or she’ll go wild in the worst way.