BEGONIA CARE – WTF EDITION  

💦 Watering:
Keep it moist, darling – not soaking like a drowned rat. Let the top inch of soil dry before you water again. Think “slightly thirsty diva,” not “mud bath swamp monster.”

☀️ Light:
They like it bright but not direct sunlight. Put them somewhere with filtered light so they can glow without getting a crispy tan.

🌡 Temperature:
Begonias don’t do drama with the cold. Keep them cozy at 18–24°C. If you wouldn’t sit there in your knickers, your begonia won’t either.

🌬 Humidity:
These babes love a bit of moisture in the air. Mist around them (not straight on the leaves, unless you fancy rot), or shove them near a humidifier.

🌱 Feeding:
Give them a little plant food every 2–4 weeks in growing season. Basically, a cheeky cocktail now and then keeps them strutting.

✂️ Pruning:
Got leggy stems? Snip, snip, darling! They’ll bush out again and look fabulous. Dead leaves? Off with their heads.

🚫 WTF NOT TO DO:

• Don’t let them sit in soggy soil (root rot = plant murder).

• Don’t bake them in direct sun.

• Don’t ghost them for weeks – they will throw shade (literally, by dying).